g: Is this person!! The god of romance!! (1)r: Wait a second!g: Ok okr: No, that's Hirose Kohmi...g: Huh? That’s not it? It's something else?a: It's completely differentg: By the way, how different is it?a: It's the difference between Katori Shingo and a mosquito coil (2)g: Ah, that's completely different.a: You should just leave it to me...g: Ah, ok, then please go ahead!
r: I won't let any romance scandals ge-g: Ah, eh, wait-... Wait a secondr: Okg: Katori Shingo and a mosquito coil are super super different!r: You're saying that at this point!? No, you should say that my singing is weird or something, or make a retort-g: Moreover, this flow of things...r: Ehg: We're on Aiseki Shokudou! (3)r: You're saying that too at this point!?g: Wait a second!!r: You don't have to push that now!
both: I won't let any romance scandals get away. I’ll erase yousa: Hello! I'm Sakata!g: I'm Shijin~! When you put us together?g: We're the The Whole World is Balding Team!r: We're Idiot Ramen~!g: W-what did you say?r: Eh!? What did you say!?g: That's a pretty ambitious undertaking, isn't it!r: Oh?g: I wanna become the president!r: Isn't that super sudden!? But I don't hate it...g: Then just a second, I'm gonna become the president so could you fill that mole hole over there with zaru soba!r: Do you have something against moles...!?
r: I swear! If I become president, well first, I'd throw everyone who went against me into jail and make it so they can never get out, and then!g: Dictator's egg! (4)g: I swear! If I become president, I'd make it so all three meals will be ramen! I'd make it so ramen broth comes out of the faucet! I'd make all futons into naruto, and pillows into-r: My stomach's getting upset...r: Dy-Dy-Dy-Dyson. The vacuum that doesn't lose suction...g: Hey, what's wrong? Are you feeling tired?r: Danson! Fiizakii! (5)g: Ma-ma-ma-magnificent! Instead of Horse Girls, Horse Boys! Just kidding! (6)r: You suck!! Like a horse! (7)
Chaotic and stupid, love this! Also sakata sounds so cute at !
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @melkyways3540 様
00:01:13 - 00:03:46
r: I hate youg: Aah! More! More!r: Eh!? I hate youg: Aaaaa more!!sa: Eh!?g: Ramen, tsukemen, wonton soup. But y'know? What I really want is...a Moai Statue!sa: Liar!
r: I-I-I-If I become president, the first thing I'd do is roll a gatcha 10 times in a row! Nice! A 5 star secretary! And even more, a super car!g: No, if you take a closer look that's an advertisement!g: I'd make you spit out everything (press conference)r: (at the press conference) When you shorten the phrase "best article under heaven" to "best heaven", have you ever thought about how the remaining words "article under" feel? (8)g: Actually there was an interesting study on this, according to a study in England, around 80% of people have thought about the feelings of the remaining words "article under" when you shorten the phrase to "best heaven". That's an interesting finding, isn't it-both: S’il vous plaît, plaît, president
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @meeema 様
00:01:24 - 00:01:49
好きなとこ
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @minazuki--6003 様
00:01:25 - 00:03:46
さかたんが好きなよくみる広告のやつだwwwwwwww
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @momosanX 様
00:01:27 - 00:03:46
ただただかわいい😭💖💖💖
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @rn3lo-ch 様
00:01:27 - 00:03:46
つい癖で広告をスキップしようとしてしまった。
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @tgmayuursk1768 様
00:01:27 - 00:03:40
反射的に広告をスキップ押しちゃったw
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @banjo_8 様
00:01:27 - 00:03:46
坂田さんよく見る広告の特徴掴むの上手すぎない？wwww
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @ゆかり-c1x 様
00:01:27 - 00:03:46
広告スキップタップしそうになったやんwwwwwwwww
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @sorbet_763 様
00:01:27 - 00:03:46
広告スキップ押しちまったじゃねぇか……罠か
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @リュークさん-h7c 様
00:01:27 - 00:03:46
自分用よく見る広告のやつ毎回見る度笑ってしまうwwwww
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @大畑萌夏 様
00:01:27 - 00:03:46
don’t think I’ll be skipping that ad anytime soon xDmasterpiece indeed Sakata-san….
r: Shijin-san, what do you think counts as cheating?g: When they live sunfish with just the two of themr: What does that mean...?g: What do you think, Sakata-san?r: If you’re even talking about what counts as cheating, then it already is...g: That's true!
g: I swear! Do bananas count as snacks? (9)g: Teacher! The boys are playing instead of cleaning! (10)r: No, that's the wrong "sensei"!r: I swear! If I became Yoshizawa Ryo!g: Yoshizawa Ryo!?r: I'd press my face into a bunch of pieces of clay and sell them on Mercari (11)
g: S-s-s-stick close! Today we're going to be sticking close to Sakata for 24 hours! We'll uncover all of his secrets!r: W-w-w-wait!!g: What's wrong?r: No, please wait a second...g: Did something happen?r: Uhm, I don't think this is what "sticking close to" means!g: Is that right!?
g: I have something I want to talk about...!r: What's wrong? You're acting so formal...g: There’s no love between us anymore, so I think we should break up...!r: Okay okay oka~yg: Eh, that casually?r: 1 Mt.Fuji, 2 crows, 3 eggplants! There's no way they'd show up in a dream, right? (12)g: That's true, isn't it!
g: It turns into LOVE & JOY (13)r: HAHAHAHA!!! Shijin-san got the song wrong! lolg: That's just your belief, right?r: Eh...g: Do you have any data that says that?r: Feigning ignorance and trying to misdirect the argument too much!g: しらす。（｡∀°）
g: While you're asleep, good afternoon~r: Uwa!g: 1 piece of bread? I see-! lolr: Stop itboth: A Crocodile Who Will Die in 100 Days (14) No way...! An isekai reincarnation!?
r: So in the end, what do you want to do if you became president?g: What about you?r: Don't answer a question with another question! Uuuhm, W-what about you?g: Oh, no, no! We're already at this point, so you can go first!r: Ah! You can go first!g: Ah, then let's do it on ready, go!r: Okboth: Ready, go!both: If I become president, I'd use all of my power to make my country betterboth: Don't lie!
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @meeema 様
00:02:50 - 00:03:01
ちょっとだけ見てみたい
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @user-ww7er5qu1t 様
00:02:50 - 00:03:46
ここの『質問を質問で返すな！』がすき
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @sakata_1page 様
00:02:52 - 00:03:46
今更だけどここジョジョねたなんかな？
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @rejigigasu2000 様
00:02:52 - 00:03:46
二人 (3)
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @ほぁ_o0 様
00:02:56 - 00:03:46
二人 2:56 (2)
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @ほぁ_o0 様
00:02:56 - 00:02:56
二人 (1)
男2人でシル・ヴ・プレジデントを歌ってはいけないby詩人&坂田
2021年07月27日 @ほぁ_o0 様
00:02:56 - 00:02:56
both: I-I-I-If I become president, I'd eat fine cuisine to my heart's content everyday. I want to lay on a bed of money and play games until I'm bored!r: I'd ride a helicopter everywhere I go!g: I'd buy everything I want!r: With a credit card...both: Staying up late would be a common event. I'd leave all my work to my subordinates.both: I'm the king of this country
r: But if you think about it, being the president would probably be really busy...g: There'd be things you need to do, and you'd have the people's expectationsr: Eh, then when would we have time to play games on a bed of money!?g: When would we have time to eat fine cuisine everyday and go out in a helicopter!?r: We wouldn't! So even if we would have the time...!g: The means...!r: To become president...!both: Don't exist!g: Lifer: Isn't thatboth: Easy!r: Oh, whateverg: Thank you very much~(1) Reference to the song "romance no kamisama" by Kohmi Hirose(2) Pun. Actor Katori Shingo and mosquito coil (katori senkou)(3) Aiseki Shokudou is a variety show (相席食堂). The red sign above their heads reads Aiseki Shokudou(4) Reference to a comedy skit (独裁者の卵な奴)(5) Reference to a comedy skit (バンビーノ ダンソン)(6) Reference to the game Uma Musume (Horse Girls)(7) Pun. To be good at something (umai) and horse (uma).(8) 天下一品 (best article under heaven) can be shortened to 天一. Btw if you put the remaining characters 下品 together, it means vulgar(9) Famous(?) question, something little kids would ask their teachers? I think(10) Pun. I swear (sensei) and teacher (sensei)(11) Mercari is a Japanese e-commerce site(12) It's considered good luck if your first dream of the year has Mt.Fuji, a crow, or an eggplant in it(13) Reference to the song Love & Joy by Yuki Kimura(14) Reference to the manga A Crocodile Who Will Die in 100 Days
